 oh, my back. oh, i need a back rub!ooooooooooooooh!oh for the love of,... fine i’ll go get some massage oil.  | yay!it’s times like these that i wish i was a tyrannosaurus rex.what? why? | tiny vestigal arms. can’t give back rubs.plus the whole, biting me in half if i give you any lip.i wish, i wish i was a tyrannosaurus rex. |
do you think my appearance could benefit from cosmetic surgery?  | that depends. do you mean that you’d have your thighs done? | or that everyone else would have their eyelids sewn shut? |
i was thinking of doing a tafe course in hairdressing but check this out. snake charming! | well for you they’re one and the same aren’t they? | and then she turned him to stone.  |
do you believe in angels? | no, i really don’t.then the kitchen is on fire. | my steak!! it’s ruined!!i believe in angels. |
big things are coming for you, eh?wha? why? | chinese new year. year of the cock! | shh, listen closely. that’s the sound of no-one laughing. |
| have you ever eaten goat?with or without horns? |   | what’s eating you? |
| you look flustered, you haven’t actually been running have you?quickly, close the blinds! i hear footsteps, do you hear footsteps? | they switched your decaf at work again huh?it was awful, i was out the back but i could distinctly hear the guy ask for a ’phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range’ so i hightailed it out of there. | idiot.i’m going to hide under the bed now. if anyone comes to the door, your name is ’sarah’ |