 for the last time, go and rake the friggin’ sand garden.fine!  | *gnnt*,.. *gasp*,.. for the love of,.. *hnnt*,... stupid,..crap! *hnnt*,... bugger!!,... *clank*,... piss!!!,...  | dog biting,... *grunt*,.. chalk biter,.. towel sucking!!!,..*clunk* piss wanker!!,.. *shoove* cock goblins!!!zen, tyler. zen. |
innocent naivety where pants?!!there’re pants?  | resignation wear pants!here! pants! | full moon were-pants!!hear pants?  |
when i was a younger man, i thought joely richardson was the hottest woman alive, only because i thought emma thompson was too old for me. | thinking out loud again was i? right...i’ll be in my bunk.  | la la la la la la la |
well, last night was a bit of waste of effort. what with you not being able to get it up*hee hee hee*  | well, at least you know for sure that i wasn’t fantasizing about anyone else. | *hee hee hee* |
| the annual work hunting trip is coming up and because you always complain about the cold weather, i bought you a new jacket.i’d rather not go.as would i but the people i work for are scary and i don’t want to do anything that could damage their fragile psyche. why don’t you go try it on? | wow...i don’t believe i’ve ever said this before but it’s huge.yes, quite. the sales assistant said it would keep you alive in temperatures as low as 53 degrees kelvin so i asked her if the stripy one would keep you alive in temperatures as low as 53 degrees hobbes....very good dear, just one question. | why does the hood have it’s very own set of antlers?it’s aaah, a theme weekend.well, then you won’t mind wearing that lovely vest mother bought you for christmas, the one with the large bullseye on the back. |
god, spare me.why? i mean...huh?there is going to be a ’buffy’ and ’firefly’ crossover movie. there will be no ’angel’ involvement due to, and i quote, "the wb are being ghey." | ohmygodthatissocool ican’twait oooomaybewe’llseesome kayleeandwillowaction ohyeah thatwouldbesooogood...llllloser. | |
| have you ever been abducted by an alien saucer?wha,.. what?? | what the hell kind of question is that? | it’s just that, if you were, i think they may have forgotten to remove the probe. |