the biggest australian dramas of ’05!   | who will live? who will be horribly disfigured in a low budget makeover show?  |  who gives a flying..tyler!whatever.  |
the biggest australian dramas of ’05! | who will live? who will be horribly disfigured in a low budget makeover show? | who gives a flying..tyler!whatever. |
| ’the o.c.’ was billed as channel 10’s "guilty pleasure." now channel 7 are advertising their new "show" ’desperate housewives’ as "the biggest, must see, guilty pleasure." it’s disgustingly childish.perhaps channel 9 can go with, "the biggest, must see, guilty pleasure that no parent can afford to miss" for csi:ny. | not funny but i wouldn’t bet against it.ok then, what did elvis like to use as a tv remote? | a colt .45 automatic. oh yeah, the king of comedy, uh-huh. thankyouverymuch.ahhh, goforthandmultiply. |
for the last time, go and rake the friggin’ sand garden.fine! | *gnnt*,.. *gasp*,.. for the love of,.. *hnnt*,... stupid,..crap! *hnnt*,... bugger!!,... *clank*,... piss!!!,... | dog biting,... *grunt*,.. chalk biter,.. towel sucking!!!,..*clunk* piss wanker!!,.. *shoove* cock goblins!!!zen, tyler. zen. |
innocent naivety where pants?!!there’re pants? | resignation wear pants!here! pants! | full moon were-pants!!hear pants?  |
when i was a younger man, i thought joely richardson was the hottest woman alive, only because i thought emma thompson was too old for me. | thinking out loud again was i? right...i’ll be in my bunk. | la la la la la la la |
well, last night was a bit of waste of effort. what with you not being able to get it up*hee hee hee*  | well, at least you know for sure that i wasn’t fantasizing about anyone else. | *hee hee hee* |
| the annual work hunting trip is coming up and because you always complain about the cold weather, i bought you a new jacket.i’d rather not go.as would i but the people i work for are scary and i don’t want to do anything that could damage their fragile psyche. why don’t you go try it on? | wow...i don’t believe i’ve ever said this before but it’s huge.yes, quite. the sales assistant said it would keep you alive in temperatures as low as 53 degrees kelvin so i asked her if the stripy one would keep you alive in temperatures as low as 53 degrees hobbes....very good dear, just one question. | why does the hood have it’s very own set of antlers?it’s aaah, a theme weekend.well, then you won’t mind wearing that lovely vest mother bought you for christmas, the one with the large bullseye on the back. |