 you know what your problem is?oh, everyone wants to hear that as a prelude to constructive critisism.you’re not submissive enough?  | oh, i’m sorry. is this better?mmmm. much better.  | eeep!what do we say?i submit |
| you know what your problem is?oh, everyone wants to hear that as a prelude to constructive critisism.you’re not submissive enough? | oh, i’m sorry. is this better?mmmm. much better. | eeep!what do we say?i submit |
i’ve become a supporter of the ’intelligent design’ theory.the notion that evolution of the species was guided by a greater intelligence? i thought you hated that stuff.well, it doesn’t actually specify ’god’ as being the designer. | and so,...and so i’m proposing myself as the ’greater intelligence’.*sigh* and this has never been mentioned before because,...? | i work in,... mysterious ways!! i think you’re forgetting what the ’i’ in ’i.d’ stands for. |
when i was in highschool, my boyfriends would always smother me with gifts to show how much they loved me.did they smother you with their love too?filthy boy. | university was the same, my boyfriends would lavish me with expensive dinners and outings, although the smothering usually only involved whipped cream.alright! i get the hint. you’re feeling unloved and want some expensive smothering. i’ll be back.  | just out of curiosity, where might my exorbitantly priced gift be coming from?pillowtalk. |
| oh my god!! you know that boat trip we’re taking if i win the lottery?yeah?pack your bikini | i am,.... so happy! i love you, tyleri love you, kylie  | moniquei love you, moniquefuck you, my darling! fuck you   |