F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Submission '
written by
:Tyler says: you know what your problem is?
:Monigue says: oh, everyone wants to hear that as a prelude to constructive critisism.
:Tyler says: you’re not submissive enough?
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: oh, i’m sorry. is this better?
:Tyler says: mmmm. much better.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: eeep!
:Monigue says: what do we say?
:Tyler says: i submit
,Tyler shock.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Intelligent Design '
written by
:Tyler says: i’ve become a supporter of the ’intelligent design’ theory.
:Monigue says: the notion that evolution of the species was guided by a greater intelligence? i thought you hated that stuff.
:Tyler says: well, it doesn’t actually specify ’god’ as being the designer.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: and so,...
:Tyler says: and so i’m proposing myself as the ’greater intelligence’.
:Monigue says: *sigh* and this has never been mentioned before because,...?
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: i work in,...
mysterious ways!!
:Monigue says: i think you’re forgetting what the ’i’ in ’i.d’ stands for.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' A Gift Like No Other '
written by
:Monigue says: when i was in highschool, my boyfriends would always smother me with gifts to show how much they loved me.
:Tyler says: did they smother you with their love too?
:Monigue says: filthy boy.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: university was the same, my boyfriends would lavish me with expensive dinners and outings, although the smothering usually only involved whipped cream.
:Tyler says: alright! i get the hint. you’re feeling unloved and want some expensive smothering. i’ll be back.
,Tyler angry.,Monique slygrin.
:Monigue says: just out of curiosity, where might my exorbitantly priced gift be coming from?
:Tyler says from offstage: pillowtalk.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Cruise '
written by
Dan and Goatlord
:Tyler says: oh my god!! you know that boat trip we’re taking if i win the lottery?
:Monigue says: yeah?
:Tyler says: pack your bikini
,Tyler shock.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: i am,....
so happy!
:Monigue says: i love you, tyler
:Tyler says: i love you, kylie
,Tyler boat.,Monique boat.
:Monigue says: monique
:Tyler says: i love you, monique
:Monigue says: fuck you, my darling!
fuck you
,Tyler end.,Monique end.
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