Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Ticket '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: i need to borrow $5 for a lottery ticket.
:Monigue says: *sigh* okay, but on one condition. if you win, you have to take me on a sailing trip around the world.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: stuck on a boat for months at a time with only you for company?
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says: thank god the odds are 8 million to one.
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Great Ass '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says from offstage: woohoo! touch down!
:Monigue says: quiet, pea brain.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Tyler says from offstage: don’t interrupt me during the big game!!...woman...
:Monigue says: what big game? there’s no football on tonight...
,Tyler none.,Monique query.
:Monigue says from offstage: you idiot, that’s netball.
:Tyler says from offstage: what?! but...ohh, so the ga jersey doesn’t stand for great arse?
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says from offstage: excuse me horse, do you speak?
:Tyler says from offstage: *neigh*
:Tyler says from offstage: i thought not.
,Tyler none.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says from offstage: hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha!
,Tyler none.,Monique query.
:Tyler says from offstage: hahahahaha
hahahahaha!
i kill me.
:Monigue says: who the hell are you talking to?
,Tyler none.,Monique query.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' I KILL JOO! '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says from offstage: pxe-e61 error! what the fuck is a pxe-e61 error?!
:Tyler says: i believe that’s the message you receive when your bios is set to boot to a lan.
,Tyler talk.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: how...? whatever. ok, that’s fixed.
:Tyler says: right, just reboot the computer and everything should be back to normal.
,Tyler talk.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: i can’t believe i’m taking advice on computers from ... pxe-mof error?!
:Tyler says: a pxe-mof error? ooo, i’m just going down the pub for an hour ... or seven.
:Monigue says from offstage: fucker!
,Tyler query.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Listen '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: listen!!
:Monigue says: i don’t hear anything.
:Tyler says: exactly
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: ninjas!!
:Tyler says: ninjas!!
,Tyler shock.,Monique shock.
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Wrecks '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: good gravy!!
:Tyler says: in your kitchen? doubtful.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: funny!
:Monigue says: it says here that rex hunt was bashed and left for dead an a street in byron bay.
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: maybe he got caught kissing someone else’s fish.
:Monigue says: yibbida yibbida
,Tyler coffee.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Breeding '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: you know,..?
:Monigue says: uh oh.
:Tyler says: dog breeding supports keeping bloodlines pure. making sure that there’s daschunds and terriers and bassett hounds?
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: yes?
:Tyler says: and this is considered normal?
:Monigue says: yeeees?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: but when hitler does it, it’s bad?
:Monigue says: i gotta get out
:Tyler says: talk about a ’german’ shepherd
,Tyler query.,Monique headinhands.
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