F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' A Leaf on the Wind '

written by

Goatlord

they killed wash.

so, you didn’t like serenity?

best movie ever!

geek.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Actors '

written by

Dan

he’s so dreamy,..

why, thank you.

not you! ash mccloud from that new show.

you know, he’s not a real actor,.. he just plays one on tv.

what?

you heard me.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' A Brief History of Shut-the-Hell-Up '

written by

Goatlord

i just finished stephen hawking’s a brief history of time. i was surprised at how much i thought i understood.

the guy in the wheelchair who dumped his loyal wife and shacked up with a hot nurse? funny.

please, let us bypass the adult conversation and head directly to the childish banter.

sure, ok.

you’re just jealous that you could never pick up women as hot as the ones a guy with motor neuron disease can.

ha ha, you said ... *sigh*

ass.

so, what was this "adult conversation" thing you mentioned earlier?

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' You want lies with that? '

written by

Goatlord

in saudi arabia, did you know that it is legal to skin your neighbour’s children if they cannot recite the entirety of the koran on command?

you are such a liar.

am not.

are so.

uh-ah.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Cheep Gag '

written by

Dan

i see you bought yourself the alfred hitchcock collection.

i watched psycho. it gave me some great ideas.

ho ho ho. well, as fun as this is, don’t you have work?

good point, i’m going,.. heh,. hitch cock!

i wonder if he’ll realise which movie i got my ideas from when he discovers i’ve sewn bird seed into his pants lining.

ieeeeeyyyyy!!!! not a worm,.. not a worm!!!

heh,.. cock,..

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Please support DSF day. '

written by

Goatlord

what’s today?

you do not know?!

i was thinking tuesday but it could be wednesday, it kinda feels like a wednesday to me.

how can she not know?

dear child, let me break this to you gently, today is
devour simian foeti day!
i think there’s an arm band or something.

nope, the calendar says it’s a tuesday.

F#@$ You, My Darling!

created by Dan Beeston.

' Deliver Ants '

written by

Goatlord

tyler, i want to move. brisbane no longer does it for me, the idiocy rate is unacceptably high.

i think you’ll find there’s quite a bit of that going ’round lately.

how about naples or perhaps chamonix? they’re supposed to be wonderful all year.

yes but they’re full of foreigners.

fine, what about tasmania? it’s still part of australia.

we do have the same last name i suppose.