Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Chilled Monkey Brains '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: i crave the flesh of humans!
:Tyler says: wha... cravings?! oh no! monique, you’re not pregnant are you?!
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: i am not monique. i am unicron, devourer of worlds. i crave the flesh of humans!
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says from offstage: aaaaaaaaaahhhh .... hey, wait a minute...
:Monigue says: tool.
,Tyler none.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Time Travel '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: *puff* *gasp*
:Monigue says: what’s with you?
:Tyler says: i just travelled back from the past where i killed your grandfather before he could conceive you.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique coffee.
,Tyler silent.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: by the way, it turns out, your grandma’s a slut.
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The name of the game. '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says from offstage: wow! it says here on e! news live that george w. bush is going to marry paris hilton.
:Monigue says: everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Tyler says from offstage: lies! you speak lies!
:Monigue says: did you know the network is changing the show’s name to gullible! news live.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Tyler says from offstage: what?! but the name makes up 50% of the show!
:Monigue says: i rest my case.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Silence is Golden '
written by
Goatlord
,Tyler silent.,Monique news.,Tyler silent.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: nope, this blows.
:Monigue says: i was enjoying it.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Up, Up & PDA! '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: tyler! if you don’t get up soon, you’ll be late for work.
:Tyler says from offstage: i’m sleeping in. i don’t feel like going in today.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Monigue says: you bastard! you’ve been messing with my pda again, it’s saturday!
:Tyler says from offstage: heh.
,Tyler none.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' At you, not with you. '
written by
Goatlord
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique headinhands.
:Tyler says: then they asked-
:Monigue says: -when we were having kids, i know!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique slygrin.
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique headinhands.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Zoom '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: agh!! jesus!! what the hell is that??!!
,Tyler none.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says from offstage: i replaced the old dvd player.
:Monigue says: but,. wha,.. so??!!
,Tyler none.,Monique shock.
:Tyler says from offstage: this one has a zoom function!!
:Monigue says: eeeewwwww!!!!
:Tyler says from offstage: and i thought it was big before,..
,Tyler none.,Monique shock.
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