 i crave the flesh of humans!wha... cravings?! oh no! monique, you’re not pregnant are you?!  | i am not monique. i am unicron, devourer of worlds. i crave the flesh of humans! | aaaaaaaaaahhhh .... hey, wait a minute...tool.  |
| i crave the flesh of humans!wha... cravings?! oh no! monique, you’re not pregnant are you?! | i am not monique. i am unicron, devourer of worlds. i crave the flesh of humans! | aaaaaaaaaahhhh .... hey, wait a minute...tool. |
*puff* *gasp*what’s with you?i just travelled back from the past where i killed your grandfather before he could conceive you. |   | by the way, it turns out, your grandma’s a slut. |
wow! it says here on e! news live that george w. bush is going to marry paris hilton.everything on that show is made up and only stupid people believe them. | lies! you speak lies!did you know the network is changing the show’s name to gullible! news live. | what?! but the name makes up 50% of the show!i rest my case. |
| | nope, this blows.i was enjoying it. |
| tyler! if you don’t get up soon, you’ll be late for work.i’m sleeping in. i don’t feel like going in today. |  | you bastard! you’ve been messing with my pda again, it’s saturday!heh. |
ha ha ha ha ha ha  | then they asked--when we were having kids, i know!  | ha ha ha ha ha ha |
agh!! jesus!! what the hell is that??!! | i replaced the old dvd player. but,. wha,.. so??!! | this one has a zoom function!!eeeewwwww!!!!and i thought it was big before,.. |