Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Pole Position '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: do you think i could be a successful pole dancer?
:Tyler says: what? that’s ridiculous,.. you’re not polish
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: i meant a table top dancer.
:Tyler says: hey!
,Tyler shock.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says: people have to eat off there. don’t even joke about a thing like that.
:Monigue says: it’s going to be hard to dance around a pole that’s wrapped around your pointy little head.
:Tyler says: i recognise this song.
,Tyler news.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Off-Key '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: *sigh*
:Monigue says: what’s up?
:Tyler says: somebody quayed my car.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: what’s the problem? that sort of stuff will just buff right out. you’ve got the stuff in your garage.
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: they didn’t ’key’ my car, they dropped it in the bay.
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique shock.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Sky Written '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: did you hear that jamie wrote his wife’s name in the sky for their anniversary?
:Tyler says: big deal! i’ve done that for you before.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: i said ’sky’,.. not ’snow’.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: same thing. they’re both very elemental.
:Monigue says: i still get dirty looks when i go to that indoor ski slope.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Errors '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: ,..well, you’re a festering boil on the arse of humanity,..
database addressing error,..
,Tyler silent.,Monique angry.
:Tyler says: okay jon, i won’t eat the lasanga
:Monigue says: that’s a good cat
,Tyler query.,Monique guilty.
:Tyler says: munch munch munch
:Monigue says: oh, i hate mondays
,Tyler guilty.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Built for Pirates '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: arrr, me land lubbin’ wench. though a fine one it be, what be you doin’ buyin’ fer ye’self a new car?
:Monigue says: *sigh*
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: my boss thought it would be a good idea to park his disgustingly large humvee on top of my astra. after i returned his testicles, he hired a new mercedes r-class for me to drive whilst he has my car repaired.
:Tyler says: arrrrrr!
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: oh, i see, very clever dear.
:Tyler says: r341i53 /\/\y 1337 c0mic 5ki11z!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Anal '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: my boss said he wanted to lick my anus.
:Tyler says: what?!!
,Tyler shock.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says: he’d better have been joking!
:Monigue says: oh, yes,..
,Tyler talk.,Monique guilty.
:Monigue says: he said it was all tongue in cheek.
:Tyler says: what!!??
,Tyler shock.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Nuts To You! '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: *burp*
:Tyler says: woah, must be my nuts coming up.
,Tyler talk.,Monique slygrin.
:Tyler says: cashews, i had some cashews earlier. filthy girl.
:Monigue says: uh-huh.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: there’s a joke somewhere in there about your balls having never dropped but to be quite honest, i couldn’t be stuffed.
:Tyler says: rude.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
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