Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' In sickness and in health. '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: the birds are singing, the sun is shining, it’s another wonderful day.
:Monigue says: are we on the ’happy’ suppositories today?
:Tyler says: getting there is half the fun.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique headinhands.
:Tyler says: you don’t look too good. would you like me to drive you to work?
:Monigue says: actually yes, that would be nice, thanks. i haven’t been feeling too good since some ’actress’ bit me yesterday after i told her she was a "no-talent slut." i’ll just get my things.
,Tyler query.,Monique headinhands.
:Monigue says from offstage: braiiiiiiiiiinssss!
:Tyler says from offstage: you get the fuck away from me!
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' To love and to cherish. '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: when we are old and grey, how would you like to remember our marriage?
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says: i would like to be able to remember all the good times, reflect upon how we loved and cherished one another.
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: hoping the nursing home will pump you full of hallucinogens, eh?
:Monigue says: if they want to get paid they will.
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Until death do us part. '
written by
Goatlord
bang
bang
bang
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
bang
click
click
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: goddamnit! you out?
:Tyler says from offstage: yeah.
:Monigue says from offstage: well, we tried, i guess we’re stuck with each other. you’d think one of us would have gotten in a lucky shot though.
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Urban Legends '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: did you hear the story about the woman who was so fat and heavy that she set off a spring loaded trap and it failed completely?
:Monigue says: i’ve never heard that urban myth
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
sproing!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
aaaaaagh!!
:Tyler says: myth,..
busted!
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Urban Legend 2 '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: you’ve heard that story about the guy who’s drugged and wakes up in a bath full of ice and his kidneys are missing?
:Monigue says: oh, that story gave me nightmares.
,Tyler query.,Monique guilty.
:Tyler says: a very similar thing happened to me when i was working at the donor organ clinic.
:Monigue says: mmm?
:Tyler says: only, i was drinking my 18th scotch on the rocks when i passed out. when i woke up, i was in a bathtub full of kidneys,..
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: *sigh*
:Tyler says: and all my ice had gone.
:Tyler says: have you ever tried drinking warm scotch? it was horrifying.
,Tyler shock.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Voodoo '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says from offstage: hey monique! you know voodoo dolls? well i just managed to cast a voodoo spell on a scale replica of the city of new orleans.
:Monigue says: fascinating
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Tyler says from offstage: and the best bit is, that it’s entirely covered in teflon. i just need to hose it off and it’s as good as new.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: voodoo, yeesh! like that would ever work.
,Tyler none.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' To bleed, or not to bleed. '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says: i eat the flesh of babies, i store their souls in bottles...
:Monigue says: yeha.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: usually, i’ll wash it down with the blood of kittens...
:Monigue says: that’s nice.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: i love you.
:Monigue says: what!?!?!
,Tyler talk.,Monique shock.
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