 i wonder if the olympics will make "tonsil hockey" a national sport...  | at least you already know you suck. | goal! |
| i wonder if the olympics will make "tonsil hockey" a national sport... | at least you already know you suck. | goal! |
teehee! when monique is away, tyler will play...or in this case, download some porn!  | 2%...2%...2%... | tyler! i’m home; to wreck your fun!*sigh* this is going to be a long night. |
i ofudn a edr nep no het lofor. si it uyors?no.  | ho, ko hetn.are you feeling ok? you sound a little off. | i elfe nfie. hwy do uyo ska?no reason. |
| i hate you... | murmuring to yourself again? you know, a few broken ribs could change your feelings for me.yes, but a few less ribs would rid my need of you anyway.  | when your neck breaks, can i pawn your kidneys? |
| imagine if i got a piece of pvc piping and i got it to follow me around constantly.and? | well, then i’d have a led pipe. | doyagetit? doyagetit? you’re going to get it.man, i wish i had a lead pipe |
tick! what the hell is that noise?tick! | tick! i was just doing what you asked for!tick! | tick! you misheard me! i said "i wish you had a bigger,..."tick! |
| it’s during times like these, i wish i had a tactical nuclear device.uh-huh. | oh, absolutely. i could achieve so much----for yourself.of course. | it’s a pity i’m the one with the tactical nuclear device then, isn’t it?bah! |