Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Puck-er up '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says: i wonder if the olympics will make "tonsil hockey" a national sport...
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: at least you already know you suck.
,Tyler angry.,Monique news.
goal!
,Tyler angry.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Tackle Happy '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says from offstage: teehee! when monique is away, tyler will play...or in this case, download some porn!
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Tyler says from offstage: 2%...2%...2%...
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: tyler! i’m home; to wreck your fun!
:Tyler says from offstage: *sigh* this is going to be a long night.
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' nkMyeo aigtnE. '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: i ofudn a edr nep no het lofor. si it uyors?
:Monigue says: no.
,Tyler talk.,Monique coffee.
:Tyler says: ho, ko hetn.
:Monigue says: are you feeling ok? you sound a little off.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: i elfe nfie. hwy do uyo ska?
:Monigue says: no reason.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Crouching Woman, Burning Sensation '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says: i hate you...
,Tyler news.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: murmuring to yourself again? you know, a few broken ribs could change your feelings for me.
:Tyler says: yes, but a few less ribs would rid my need of you anyway.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: when your neck breaks, can i pawn your kidneys?
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Pipe '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: imagine if i got a piece of pvc piping and i got it to follow me around constantly.
:Monigue says: and?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: well, then i’d have a led pipe.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: doyagetit?
doyagetit?
:Monigue says: you’re going to get it.
:Monigue says: man, i wish i had a lead pipe
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' TICK! '
written by
Dan
tick!
:Monigue says: what the hell is that noise?
tick!
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
tick!
:Tyler says: i was just doing what you asked for!
tick!
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
tick!
:Monigue says: you misheard me! i said "i wish you had a bigger,..."
tick!
,Tyler silent.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Cows With Guns '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: it’s during times like these, i wish i had a tactical nuclear device.
:Monigue says: uh-huh.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: oh, absolutely. i could achieve so much--
:Monigue says: --for yourself.
:Tyler says: of course.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: it’s a pity i’m the one with the tactical nuclear device then, isn’t it?
:Tyler says: bah!
,Tyler angry.,Monique talk.
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