Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Horsy Jerky '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: "nose biting is said still to be practised in micronesia. while nose biting is a well described phenomenon, this is not the case with bites to the penis,..."
:Monigue says: pity.
,Tyler query.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: chew my domesticated beast of burden.
:Monigue says: i am not eating your vomit tyler.
:Tyler says: vomit?
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: yes you’re very clever but i refuse to "chew your yak."
:Tyler says: oh, no, what i meant was, bite my ass, y’know donkey, ha ha. fine, just forget it.
:Monigue says: perhaps i can get the yak to take lessons from the micronesians.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' BEADS! '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says from offstage: dear? why did the bank send us a ’thank-you’ letter for taking out a second mortgage on the house when we haven’t taken out a second mortgage?
:Monigue says: i needed some money to finance a new project i’m working on.
,Tyler none.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: your going to finance your own movie by remor... you did it to buy more beads didn’t you?
:Monigue says: beads.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: it’s a very unhealthy obsesion monique. whilst i admit the bead underpants are extremely stimulating, i think you should sto..
:Monigue says: beads!
,Tyler talk.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The Bare Facts '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: did you get that game from your friend for the dinner party on friday?
:Monigue says: no.
:Tyler says: what? he said we could borrow it. we even invited the little prick to the dinner.
,Tyler talk.,Monique guilty.
:Monigue says: he changed his mind. he said it was in his car and that he was kind of using it.
:Tyler says: he’s using a board game in his car? can’t he see over the steering wheel?
:Monigue says: who knows? look, he’s just a little prick.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: oh for chet’s sake! this always happens. i guess we’ll just have to play cards, again! i’m really getting sick of playing strip poker with your parents monique.
:Monigue says: you and me both. *shudder*
,Tyler angry.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Michael Bay '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: from the creator of ’pearl harbor’ and ’armageddon’,...
:Monigue says: transformers, the live action film.
,Tyler shock.,Monique news.
,Tyler shock.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: next he’s going to travel back in time and steal all your toys.
:Tyler says: *sob*
,Tyler headinhands.,Monique slygrin.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Fourth Wall '
written by
Dan
beginning of token ’fourth wall breaking’ strip.
,Tyler silent.,Monique silent.
:Tyler says: i am in a comic strip.
:Monigue says: hey! so am i.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
end of token ’fourth wall breaking’ strip.
,Tyler silent.,Monique silent.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Blake’s One '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says from offstage: tyler, do you remember what we did with the futon?
,Tyler news.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: futon? isn’t that what you measure the atomic mass of tofu in?
,Tyler query.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: i had no idea tofu was on the periodic table.
:Tyler says: oh yeah, it’s like number thirty-three or something.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The day of the NOSE! '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: do you know what today is tyler?
:Tyler says: oh wow, thanks, i’d almost forgotten. today is
the day of the nose.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: it’s the day the whole world celebrates your filthy, enormous, wart ridden, nose!
:Monigue says: excuse me but my nose is dainty and precious.
:Tyler says: well... it is now.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says from offstage: it’s the day of the nose, the day of the nose, hooray for today as it’s the day of the nose!
:Monigue says: no dancing on the coffee table, bacon boy.
,Tyler none.,Monique talk.
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