Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Satchmo Know '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: ok, we’ll try it again. what do you get if you multiply six by nine?
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: forty-two.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: that’s just dumb.
:Tyler says: heathen.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Neither rain,... '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: it’s my cousin’s birthday next week but she’s got the "travel bug" and i don’t know where she’ll be to send her a present.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: send it by owl.
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
:Monigue says: geek.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' There ain’t mushroom in here. '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: i noticed you didn’t eat the lovely mushrooms i cooked into the dinner last night.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: you know i don’t like them. eating mushrooms is like eating something that’s dead.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique talk.
,Tyler query.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Mmm...Pottery '
written by
Stumpybear
:Tyler says from offstage: ah hermione, you sexy little know-it-all. if only you were real...
,Tyler none.,Monique coffee.
:Monigue says: hey tyler, are you up to the bit where hermione dies yet?
,Tyler none.,Monique slygrin.
:Tyler says from offstage: nooo!! my life, it flashes before my eyes!
:Monigue says: heh-heh...geek.
,Tyler none.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Something Flowery '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: mmmm, reading each new ’harry potter’ book is like putting on a favoured old coat or perhaps a brand new pair of woollen socks. they feel so warm and snuggly, very easy to slip into.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Tyler says: although, the same could be said of a two dollar whore.
:Tyler says: but we won’t.
,Tyler talk.,Monique silent.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique news.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Foolishness '
written by
Goatlord
:Tyler says: what are you watching?
:Monigue says from offstage: ’monk,’ yet another dopey american detective show.
,Tyler talk.,Monique none.
:Tyler says: does he spell his name with a silent ’e’ and ’y’?
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: begone git!
:Tyler says from offstage: ooo, ooo, ooo!
,Tyler none.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Lie to me baby! '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: ok, i’ll bite. what’s got you so steamed?
:Tyler says: the patent office rejected another of my applications! it was the best one yet!
,Tyler angry.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: how could they reject a "vaginal sneakoscope"?!
,Tyler angry.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: oh, c’mon!
,Tyler query.,Monique headinhands.
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