 ok, we’ll try it again. what do you get if you multiply six by nine?  | forty-two. | that’s just dumb.heathen. |
| ok, we’ll try it again. what do you get if you multiply six by nine? | forty-two. | that’s just dumb.heathen. |
it’s my cousin’s birthday next week but she’s got the "travel bug" and i don’t know where she’ll be to send her a present. | send it by owl. | geek. |
i noticed you didn’t eat the lovely mushrooms i cooked into the dinner last night. | you know i don’t like them. eating mushrooms is like eating something that’s dead. |  |
ah hermione, you sexy little know-it-all. if only you were real...  | hey tyler, are you up to the bit where hermione dies yet? | nooo!! my life, it flashes before my eyes!heh-heh...geek. |
| mmmm, reading each new ’harry potter’ book is like putting on a favoured old coat or perhaps a brand new pair of woollen socks. they feel so warm and snuggly, very easy to slip into. | although, the same could be said of a two dollar whore.but we won’t. | |
what are you watching?’monk,’ yet another dopey american detective show. | does he spell his name with a silent ’e’ and ’y’? | begone git!ooo, ooo, ooo! |
ok, i’ll bite. what’s got you so steamed?the patent office rejected another of my applications! it was the best one yet! | how could they reject a "vaginal sneakoscope"?! | oh, c’mon! |