 cowman 7!the most rockenest, hippest and coolest band the world is ever likely to see! plus we have the highest content of donkey sauce ever to come out of brisvegas! wanna be my groupie? as tempting as that offer is, i do have a prior commitment to chew out my own eyeballs.  | tyler, you don’t have to actually be a rockstar in order to feel like one.you just have to be putting it away with an underage model and snort an obscene amout of cocaine.really? excellent! | although, that’s just for you’re average joe. you however, are going to have to be able to eat lead and shit gold.goddamnit!  |