 have you been sending me blackmail again?  | what makes you ask such a preposterous thing?  | i received some extremely bizarre pictures of black men having sex...again.oh, that. no, it’s just your early birthday present.  |
| have you been sending me blackmail again? | what makes you ask such a preposterous thing? | i received some extremely bizarre pictures of black men having sex...again.oh, that. no, it’s just your early birthday present. |
*whisper* *whisper* *whisper* | tyler...are you praying?? you do know that god doesn’t exist, right?monique, noooo!!! | pop! you know, this is all your fault monique.   |
yowser to the red monkey paste! | do i want to know?chilli chocolate frogs and shots of jack daniels. i can see through time. | at least until next wednesday.tard. |
and now a cartoon involving a polar bear in a snow storm. | grrr | what the fuck was that?grrrrrrrrrrr |
*sniff**sniff* that air freshener must finally be working. i can barely smell you.nah, i just found a cork with a good enough seal.you put a cork...? oh tyler, that’s just... why? | well, you know that joke rodney rude does? "jeeze mate, that would have lifted a lighter man clear off his seat!"yes, unfortunately.i thought i’d test the theory out, mythbusters style. oh-oh...here we go. | lift-off impressively aerobatic, if a little wiffy. |
| i’ve been reading the novel ’1984’. it’s so cool. a dangerously beaurocratic future. war is peace.ignorance is strength. | a sick and tired marriage is romance?i think that the tv show ’big brother’ could gain some inspiration from that book. | how so?imagine that there was no eviction. just one day your roommate was ’vanished’, and never refered to again.’this is big brother. there never was a sixth roommate. any memory you have of one must be false’ |
| mmm..this licorice is really chewy. | but hard and crunchy on the inside.why isn’t my computer working? hey! who took my extension cord?! | oh god. at least this time it wasn’t plugged in.aah, refreshing. |