 hey, err, is there a reason that you have a lock on your bedroom door?  yes. i don’t want you going through my panty drawer again. also, i really don’t like you. anyway, why do you ask?   |  i was trying to get some...umm...dvds...yeah, i was looking for dvds.  but i don’t have any porn...in there.  that’s not the point. i want to know where the key is.   |  it’s in a place where i know you would never look.  in a dictionary?  no, that’s where i keep the porn.   |