 how long has it been since you washed your hair? a couple of months i guess. yuck. i can’t believe how unhealthy your hair is.   | unhealthy? it’s dead. they’re dead skin cells. any advertisment that’s telling you you need healthy hair is nonsense. dead? hair stops being alive a millimetre below the scalp.  | honestly, it’s like spraying lacquer over a cadaver. ’grandpa’s dead but the spray-on laminate has stopped him rotting too quickly’. in fact, so far as society is concerned, the less life in your hair the better. which brings me to my next point.   |