 i notice that you have ’furries pages’ bookmarked on the computer.that’s,.. umm,.. research.huh! fun project. i just don’t understand it myself.  | some people find it easier to trust friendly images from their childhood than human beings,.. like you.fair enough,..  | it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ’finger puppets’, though.ick!,..also the phrase ’getting felt up’.  |
i’m not looking forward to work today. i’ve been getting the accounts ready for the end of the financial year but the computer is so damn slow, if i need to refer to a different spreadsheet, it takes me ages to get it up.really? please excuse me. | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!   | finished?for the moment. hoo, i think i’ve ruptured something. |
they were such a bargain. marked down from $350$350 for a pair of women’s jeans? | if i paid $350 for a pair of woman’s jeans i’d expect a pair of legs and a pelvis to still be inside them. | and you wonder why i’ve put a lock on my bedroom door.a lock on your,... hmm, that gives me an idea |
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ok, your turn.i don’t think so. | while gargling hot man custard might not have been my first choice of activities at breakfast this morning, the promise of reciprocation was somewhat alluring. i realise that you’re male but why would you renege now? | well, to be honest, you don’t have the balls. |
| fine, i was only kidding.damn straight. |  | ahhhhh! utha hucker! an ouse tap?! how da..? you hucking biths! oh yeah, that’s it baby. |
bang! ow! fuck!!problem? | i just slammed my pinky in the door.what? what?? oh god! no! no, please god!!oh jesus no!! augh!! aagh!! god no!!! | finger,. my pinky finger.oh? oh? oh, okay. it’s just that,. er,.. it explained some stuff.you’re such a fucking retard. |