 i can’t find my passport.  it should be in the filing cabinet.   |  aha! it’s probably in this folder marked ’monique’.  hey, wait a second,..  this is a file full of insults? are you keeping a file full of insults in reserve that you can use on me?   |  i guess i just put my spare time to good use.  you are such a freak.  and you are my muse.   |