 has your friend dylan changed to primary school teaching now?  i don’t speak to dylan anymore. just for conversation’s sake, why do you ask?  i saw him at the pub the other night. he wanted to tell me another of his outrageously funny jokes.   |  am i going to want to hear it? she asks with rolled newspaper poised.  probably not but here goes, what’s so good about 88 year olds?  there’s 80 of them.   |   hi, therese?  strangely enough, that really wasn’t worth it. ow.   |