 i still can’t figure out how you threw your back out. it was just one of those freak "acts of god."   | a likely story. when i found you prostrate on the office floor, it looked as if you’d been crawling away from the computer desk. i know that chair isn’t the most comfortable but.... you were jacking off to porn weren’t you?! it wasn’t porn. the trailer for the new firefly movie just came out and... i’m sure i wasn’t the only one.   | you sick little puppy. i am so getting my own keyboard and mouse. floatin g away...   |