Fuck
You
My
Darling
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Woorhahrahh '
written by
Jeremy
:Tyler says: would you ever cast me in one of your movies?
:Monigue says: actually, i could use you right now.
,Tyler query.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: really?
:Monigue says: lucas is looking for wookies for episode 3 spot filming. you’d be perfect.
,Tyler shock.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: we’ll strip you naked and shoot you from the back.
,Tyler angry.,Monique coffee.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Pros and Cons '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: have you ever used a prostitute?
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: for sex? no!
,Tyler query.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: ummmmm,..
:Tyler says: best not to ask.
:Monigue says: ok
,Tyler news.,Monique shock.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Escapee '
written by
Dan
:Tyler says: did you hear about the new zealand escapee?
:Monigue says: mmm?
:Tyler says: he was ’on the lamb’.
,Tyler talk.,Monique news.
:Monigue says: uh.
:Tyler says: i’m a comic genius.
:Monigue says: you make, me, laugh.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: thank you.
:Monigue says: no, i mean,...
:Monigue says: auh, damnit!
,Tyler coffee.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The true meaning of Christmas (pt2) '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: delta’s ventricle is entreated to a show of disparity.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: seemingly yellow, chantelle’s sheep flows northward in search of the monkey poet.
,Tyler coffee.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: the dubiousness of your heritage is plainly evident.
:Tyler says: heh-heh
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique angry.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' The best years of our life '
written by
Goatlord
:Monigue says: is there any coffee in that scotch?
:Tyler says: i’m as jober as sudge, orificer.
,Tyler talk.,Monique query.
:Tyler says: do you remember when we were young and couldn’t keep our hands off each other?
:Monigue says: yes.....ah.
,Tyler talk.,Monique talk.
:Monigue says: scull, scull, scull...
,Tyler coffee.,Monique talk.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' Omnipotence of one '
written by
Goatlord
,Tyler news.,Monique none.
in other news, a 439 car pile up on the freeway has surprisingly produced only one fatality, that of a female commuter.
,Tyler slygrin.,Monique none.
:Monigue says from offstage: honey, i’m home.
:Tyler says: ah me, dreams dashed upon the rocks of "god thinks he’s a funny prick."
,Tyler talk.,Monique none.
F#@$ You, My Darling!
created by Dan Beeston.
' French '
written by
Dan
:Monigue says: tu n’est qu’un bon a rien. ta vie est un echec.
,Tyler news.,Monique query.
:Monigue says: tout l’espace qu’il y a dans tes pantalons, ca me fait hurler de rire.
,Tyler news.,Monique talk.
:Tyler says: stop that!
:Monigue says: je n’ai pas envie de m’arreter.
:Tyler says: tu est,.. une,... um,.. le bitchhead!
,Tyler angry.,Monique slygrin.
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