 have the baskervilles moved in next door? i don’t believe so. well, i just...ah, i don’t suppose you know anything about the large, glowing canine next door?   | it’s funny you should mention that monique. when i was a young lad, my friend and i would delight in painting the neighbourhood pets all the colours of the rainbow. these days, however, i have many more years under the belt, a bigger bank account and access to a disgustingly large hardware store where i may purchase fluorescent spray paint and uv light globes to suit street lamps. the revolution starts here, baby! that’s really quite inventive tyler, but...  | ...but? i’m just trying to get past the fact you had a friend when you were young. i did give him half my pocket money every week. |