you’re chipper! my chipper? | you are chipper oh! well, i figured out the solution to a problem that has been bothering me. what was the solution? | my chipper. what was the problem? it’s probably best you don’t ask. |
you work in the movie business, right? | yeah, well y’know when you need animals on set, they have to come with trainers or "wranglers?" | if you needed a bunch of roosters for a scene would the trainer be called a, "cock wrangler?" i don’t know, grease boy, you tell me. |
bang! pop! fzzztgrgle! | well, i’m going to go to the computer store. |
can i fondle your breasts? excuse me? | i’m bored. fondle your own. | well...i guess they are of a similar size. |
you know your friend alex? the quantum theorist? that’s the one. | sometimes he’s a really pleasant chap,.. but sometimes he comes across as a power hungry machivalian arse-clown. you’ve known this quantum theorist longer. which is he? | indeterminate!! |
i’m an emotional rag. the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy is released this thursday. i’ve been waiting for this film for so long. my expectations don’t know what to do. i’m so scared that they’ll be too high, and i’ll be let down by the film, but,.. then i think that i’ll hate it because my expectations are so high,.. | but then my expectations to hate it will mean that i’ll be pleasantly surprised when i actually see it,.. so now i’m looking forward to it again,.. so my expectations are high,.. | i hear it’s pretty good. aaaaaarghh!!!!! |
i’m not wearing any pants. good thing i superglued your ass to that chair then. | ah. so you did. and not just my ass, it appears. |