 we’re having people for dinner next saturday so don’t make any last minute plans.  again?   |  we only do this every few weeks and it’s not like we go out of our way to do things as a couple.  there’s the hamster thing.  yes, there is the hamster thing.   |  can we at least stay away from the jones family. i’ve had mrs jones stuck in my teeth all week and an irritable bowel. i’m sure she was a vegan, the bitch.  ok then, how about the pavarottis? they’ve just emigrated from italy.  hmmm...it has been a while since we’ve had some good italian.   |