 here’s something interesting. today i knocked my ring against a window and i freaked that i’d be blamed for damage, but the window was fine.  | in fact, it turns out that the stone in my ring now has a small scratch in it. i thought that diamond was the strongest substance there was. | what do you think that means?in hindsight i would have bought talc. |
am i beginning to lose some of my boyish good looks?hmmm,.. well,..  | it’s like someone built a car out of ugly sticks,.. | ,..and then backed it over your head. |
tylermoniquei... | i know. |  |
oh dear, listen to this poor loser, "naughty girl desperate for good spanking..." | "turn ons: chips, dips, chains and whips. turn offs: candlewax on the nipples." | why is my mobile number printed with the ad?! happy unbirthday antlered one. |
| you know, if you were ’on the green’ all day, and you were playing lawn bowls that would be good.but if you were playing golf, it would be very very bad. | | sounds like you’ve been ’on the green’ all day. |
| remember to make an appointment with your doctor. you need to have that ’growth’ checked. | i’ve asked you before, please don’t call it that. it’s very bad for my libido. |
7:00 am mmm... | 8:30 am ahh... | 10:00 am getting better with the knots, i see. |