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Submission criteria

Submissions to Dad's Joke can take the form of any joke. You've got a better chance of your joke appearing if it's fairly short. They don't need to be funny. It may even be better if they're not.

Jokes may be subject to editing.

By submitting a Joke to you are entitling Dad's Joke use of the joke for publishing on and any single associated print media. (If I ever publish a book, I can use your joke once)

I haven't updated this in a while cause I got bored but you could get lucky in you still post anything.