submitted by Jacci Rayner

Well, It was bound to happen sooner or later. This shot just didn't work. I contacted my local hairdresser Socrates (no that's not a pseudonym, that's his real name) and he said he would love to be involved. I had to borrow the magnifying glass off my Grandparents. My Grandmother saw the site once but doesn't understand why I need to use so many obscenities. I told her that we shouldn't let words hold power over us but I'll try to keep it to a minimum. (I wouldn't want anyone to thing I'm a foul-mouthed cunt after all.)

So the shot of Socrates cutting my hairs individually was taken but the effect just wasn't coming across. I need to do a heap of fiddling to get it even approximating non-confusion. Dang. Oh well. There's always next week, and at least I didn't get nude. Socrates is a very charming fellow and if you'd like to get your hair cut inexpensively yet professionally you can contact him at

'Your Hairdresser'
(all good hairdressers have a Dad's Joke in the title)

3848 5273
98 Windmill St.
Tarragindi
4121