herman and suzy left an old nebraska town once... | herman. suzy. my bestest of friends. it's so- | wait ... did you hear that? hmmm, do you know if growling is part of ninja training? | no, that's not what i meant. oh, it's probably nothing. | sorry, what? didn't we have this conversation? i thought we had this conversation? no no, i certainly appreciate you not doing so. | the name bob has always annoyed ever living frack out of me. sure, it's hi-larious when joss whedon did it but it just... | oh, whatever. it was only ever the donkey fellators who wanted to call me bob anyway. | y'know what would be awesome? if everyone in the world named bob contracted a mysterious illness and died an agonizing death. | oh, even better, if they were hunted down by a crazed serial killer who implanted them with carnivorous, giraffe foeti then filmed the gruesome inevitable for my viewing pleasure. | yes, i've been told i have "issues." |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Nono will be a small robot friend of Ulysses ... so I'm told.
Speaking of issues, is it wrong to have a picture of someone else's wife's insides on top of your computer case?