Bubble Wrap

hey! i can hear you pee.
oh, it's stopped.
possibly forever

by Dan

I went to the doctor and he told me to drink more beer.

I said that I was feeling awful the morning after just a beer or two. He said that I should drink more. More types anyway. He didn't tell me that it was a good thing. He didn't tell me to lay off. He said if I wanted to drink to more excess I should try many more types of beer and see if I'm allergic to many more types.

So I did, and now no longer drink XXXX Gold.

Now I avoid having an apple a day because I've got the best doctor ever.