i couldn't leave her there completely defenceless. against what? a rival gang? are you fearing reprisals from the sharks?!   | don't be silly bob, the park is landlocked. yes, silly me. | g, penelope is a horse, she has hooves. how do expect her to swing a crowbar? telekinesis, duh. | ...ok, tell me this: instead of leaving an important piece of equipment in the middle of a park, | why didn't you just get some of your invisible ninjas to watch over your imaginary horse? | | you just got sick of carrying it, didn't you? it was very heavy. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Did you know that that the "hoof" is the horny part of the foot of an ungulate?
This Star Trek re-imagining is just writing itself.
