Bubble Wrap

i don't see why i had to have the "egg and lettuce" meal for one...
i'm allergic.
to egg?
synthetic lettuce. you don't want to know how they get that colour.
strangely, i'm not hungry any more...
uh evan - are you going to have your dessert foob?
"watermelon and garlic"? seriously - you want to eat this?
no. i was going to squeeze out a boundary in case of wolves.

by Lliam

Everything sounds better with "Synthetic" in front of it.
Synthetic Hair
Synthetic Steel
Synthetic Puppy
Synthetic synthesis
Synthetic Sins of the Hectic Heretic...