i don't see why i had to have the "egg and lettuce" meal for one... i'm allergic.   | to egg? synthetic lettuce. you don't want to know how they get that colour. | strangely, i'm not hungry any more... uh evan - are you going to have your dessert foob? | "watermelon and garlic"? seriously - you want to eat this? no. i was going to squeeze out a boundary in case of wolves. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Everything sounds better with "Synthetic" in front of it.
Synthetic Hair
Synthetic Steel
Synthetic Puppy
Synthetic synthesis
Synthetic Sins of the Hectic Heretic...
