a stud, tyler. i was going to be a stud. and you still can be.   | i don't know if i want to be anymore. i thought australia said "no" to this sort of behaviour. kumar... | you know what, fuck it! when i grow up, i'm going to become a nun. umm | they're the ones that don't fuck little boys, right? as far as i know. | that settles it then, i'm going to be a mutha fuckin', muff divin' nun! no kumar, no. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I was going to ask if Kumar kissed his mother with that mouth but I presume his answer would be:
"No, I kiss your mother with this mouth, wassup sign!"
So I didn't bother.
There's a lot of things I haven't bothered with. It makes me me but I'm not sure if it makes me more or less human.
Perhaps I am just human. I am what the magical sky being had in mind when he was bored on that sixth day. I am the pinnacle of humanity!
Why don't we just call that "Scary Thought #42" for the day and move on...
