Bubble Wrap

ok, brainstorming for ideas on how to capture "penny" and cut off her head,
starting ... now!
i do actually have pressing business kumar.
ok, i'll start.
we dress up that leftover dynamite as a man then we make a recording, in our manliest of voices, saying-
"oh look, i'm a stupid man.
i can't do anything right.
i wish i was a real person - i mean, a woman.
like that will ever happen.
oh well, i'm going to go and do stupid man things, incompetentually."

by Goatlord

So, anyone else having nightmares about labiaplasty?

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