oh shit! look! is that a fox? looks like it. | professor, how come some animals died but others didn't? i don't know, fly. | wouldn't it be awesome if we could teach wild animals to do chores for us? you want to try your hand at domestication? | it seems easy. a practice that's taken the human race many thousands of years to perfect? | did you ever see that footage of russian bears playing ice hockey. that was fucking kick-ass. what? | yeah! they took one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and strapped blades to it's feet. it was awesome. they train the bears by torturing them when they fail. | does that work? sadly, it does. far too well. | how small do they make ice skates, do you think? no, fly! 'no' to everything. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
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Oh, and there is footage of bears playing ice hockey. It's horrible.