at your wit's end? volleyballs in short supply? never underestimate the listening skills of corpses... | hey herman, suzy. keeping well? | thanks. yeah, i've been working out. | i know. it's effortless really. these suits are like portable saunas. | i don't know how you guys do it. still together after all this time. | your outdoor lifestyle is a factor you say. well, there's no bones about it, you're a lucky man herman. | say, suzy doesn't have a sister or perhaps a slightly less hot friend? | right you are herman. i'll come back after sundown. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Ah, true love.