so are things going to be weird with beth when we get there? | we won't have trouble with beth. break ups are hard | i don't want to talk about it. if only we were swans. | ew! gay!! i mean, swans mate for life. they never have break ups. | still, it could be worse. yeah? | ducks engage in gang rape. what?!! | a bunch of ducks will pin a female and take turns hammering her with their giant penises, sometimes in flight if need be. when you say giant,.. | eight inches. whoa! that's emasculating. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I'm busy on Monday night, Tuesday night, Wednesday night, Thurs, Fri, Sat. Then Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. Maybe Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Sat.
I haven't had a schedule like this since High School.