feeling better? a bit, i guess. | well i know what will cheer you up. have you ever heard of the 'panama canal'? that's a river that runs from one side of mexico to the other, right? | well, no, but that's close enough. when sea traffic goes through it from west to east do you know where it comes out? where? | a little town called 'colon'. | are you serious? is that true? yes. | that is the best fucking thing i've ever heard!! i thought you'd like that. | there would be stores there!! like the colon laundromat, or the colon cinemas! | the colon waste processing plant. i will never be unhappy again!! |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Oh wow! I got cast in a play. I'll be playing a fairly major part in 'Catch 22'.
I've never been in a play before. I'm going to have to learn lines of dialogue.
Sweet Jimminy.