but it just can't be a dragon. no? do tell. | there's no smoke. maybe santa's corpse is blocking the chimney. | now you're just making fun of me. the building doesn't have a chimney. guilty. | but there is smoke coming from the house down the road, could it be...? | eww no, not a dragon. what is it? | cat on a hot tin roof. oh, poor maggie. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Finally, an excuse to visit:
SPATULA CITYexclamation mark
I'd like to get a really large one (spatula, dirty peoples) and attach it to the front of a truck so I could flip off many, many people at the same time.
Or one of those heart/lung machines so I could give myself a BAC of 1.
Haven't decided which yet.