huh?... did you have that all the time? hmmm? no. while you were rooting around that rubbish dump i found a dozen of these in a box.   | phil! why didn't you call me? you looked so determined. it reminded me of the 4th rule of my self esteem program... | which was? "be like the gasping manager - efficient out of water" | do me a favour - just unzip this suit right now... i'm going to see if they have any "chicken loaf" left... |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Do Chicken's loaf? Are they predisposed to hanging around in tiny, thin tracksuit pants? What does a Chicken do on the weekend?...
"Right, I'm off to get Barn Laid"
