it's okay, professor. i've got a key. oh thank god.   | *tyres squeal* | *crunch!* | yeah! | so,.. by key, you meant,.. firetruck, baby! | i inserted the firetruck and opened the door. well that's great news fly. | thank goodness we're back inside our secure base. i feel like this is one of those moments when you're trying to make me realise something. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Oh sweet jesus! There's only three days until Xmas.
I've decided that I'm going to write it as Xmas rather than Christmas, too. I was brought up with the notion that 'Xmas' isn't as respectful to the source material.
Now that I'm an atheist and I understand that the pagan winter solstice festival was taken over by the Christians I'm not too concerned it.
In fact, what I really prefer is to call it Decemberwe'en.
