hello?! doctor macintosh? | professor? has he locked us out? no, he wouldn't do that. | well, i dunno. he was a cult leader. maybe he's not to be trusted. what? he's not a cult leader. what makes you think that? | well, beth told me her leader was called doctor macintosh and he was arrested. he was wearing the same coloured suit too. but he can't be a cultist, fly. he's smart and charismatic and,... | oh fuck! |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
Can we put a moratorium on the "-gate" suffix to describe some sort of scandal? Watergate was a really, really long time ago and that "joke" has been done far too many times.
Maybe if you can pull out a really clever pun. The Simpsons suggested "Waiter-gate" which could pass muster, but really, "climate-gate"?
Stop it! STOP IT!!