Bubble Wrap

the swings and slide seem of suitable construction for her needs.
let's go.
i'm sure she'll be here if i ever return.
c'mon dude, i'm tired of my grumbly tummy waking me up at night.
this way.
and villainy?
there's a big villainy fucking cake with villainy fucking filling served on a big plate of villainous fucking villainy!
tally-ho then.
are we there yet?

by Goatlord

Are we there yet?

Who's this "we" and why can they not spell "R" correctly?!!1

The cheese beckons (you've probably had enough for one week), I shall return!