Bubble Wrap

*gasp*
pa-pow pow!
g,..good job fly! having a weapon around may come in handy.
werd!
gah!
stop pointing
it at me.
here. give it to me! i'll put it somewhere safe.
safe?
i can keep it safe.
i'll put it somewhere,.. safer.
safer?
safer than pointed at me fly!! give me the gun!
i don't think,..

i want to,..
professor

by Dan

I once had a gun held on me. Admittedly I was sneaking around in a girl's garden at two in the morning at the time. What I'd like to know is what does her 20 year old boyfriend need a pistol for in the first place.