 | heya kid. hello carmine.  | whatcha been up to? brooding and obsessing mostly. i think it's affecting my drawing. i'm running out of black chalk. | it's not your fault, y'know that right? i'd made up my mind well before we'd even met. i know and i want to say i understand but i really don't. | the understanding is in the pudding as my nona used to say. pudding? | she was a bit like your red friend towards the end. oh, i'm sorry. | don't be, it was all an act for the prison guards. she was able to break my uncle out in the space of three "care" packages. | oh... yeah, not quite sure why i brought it up now. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
So yeah, not actually taking a sabbatical.
I sometimes forget to qualify my bullshit. Sorry.
Some things I have learned in the past week:
- Being able to have happy-birthday-to-you cake twice in two nights, is the height of awesomeness for a two and a half year old.
- Wireless home theatre speakers won't work, no matter how long and vitriolic your bouts of swearing be, without the wireless card inserted into the amplifier.
- I do not fit in a Ford Focus, not even one painted the same colour as the TARDIS.
- Discovering what the funny hieroglyphic-like symbols on instructionless second hand ovens by trial and error, is not as much fun as it sounds.
Also, it is snowing in Afghanistan.
