Bubble Wrap

you're going to give garry a gun?
not at all.
this is something you've thought through ... thoroughly?
garry is not a good person tyler. it's up to people like you and me to create a better world for what's left of humanity.
men like garry have their uses but they do not deserve to live in our new world.
if there's one thing my marriage taught me, it's never piss off a lady packing heat but, what you just said, that's a bunch of bullshit.
i'm sorry if you have a problem with-
-what i have a problem with, is people who set themselves up as judge, jury and executioner.
you're a good person penny, never forget that.
sometimes good people have to do bad things...
for the good of everyone else.
don't do this to yourself.
fine, i'm no monster. i'll let garry decide his own fate. if i see him walking up the road with billy bob, we need never speak of this again.
penny please.
but if he returns without billy bob, well...
i really need another one of these so i can knock them together.

by Goatlord

I had a job, I had a girl,
I had something going mister in this world.
No, wait, those are Bruce Springsteen lyrics. I am incredibly dull and boring and have no misters going for me in this world.

Blah, blah, blah, get over yourself.


Please Note: Do not try the above nonsense at home. When someone tells you to "get over yourself" they do not mean it literally. Any literal attempts to get over one's self will result in permanent damage to one's good standing in the community and life expectancy, not to mention the coffee table and/or mum's good china.