you know what i really miss? a nice drop of beer. it's 10 in the morning.   | so? i dunno. drinking before lunchtime seems unnatural. | like mixing two types of cereal or urinating while chewing food. | i,.. i don't,... it's comments like that that make me really miss having alcohol. |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
So Twitter, huh? That's some nutty website. If you're looking for me over there you'll find me at @dnabeast, but there are some friends who are mad keen into it too.
@girlclumsy is often good value (if sometimes a little maudlin). Then you've got the musical maestro @KrisAnderson. The amazing literary genius @JohnBirmingham and newsreader and cracked writer @DiscoStu101.
Actually I should point out I'm not close friends with John Birmingham. I've only met him once. He seemed nice. Also I haven't talked to Disco Stu much but I got a very positive feeling about him.
Edit: Changed @Discostu to @Discostu101
