Bubble Wrap

i bought some more foob from the warehouse. do you want to help me bring it in?
wild horses couldn't stop me.
why would i offer you wild horses?
what? no!

the wild horses couldn't drag me away from helping out.
how would they drag you? they don't have hands.
i don't know.
if i was tied to them.
they'd probably all go in different directions.
what? why?
well, they're wild. it'd be easier to drag someone with tamed horses.
please stop talking.
easier to tie you to tamed horses too i'll bet.
i beg of you,..

by Dan

This comic came from a bizarre conversation I had with my brother.