dude, harsh much. what would your wife say? i'm sure she'd have had a beautifully vitriolic retort saved for just such an occasion. | wha...? my wife was an amazing woman. we never tested it but i'm sure she could have felled large and scary beasts from a hundred paces with sheer invective. | so ... you married the one with the crazy parents. judge not, kiddo. our marriage had its quirks just like anyone else's. | look, tyler, thanks but i don't think- -kumar, i'm sorry. i did say i was new at this. | i just think you should be refocusing your energies into something a little more productive than mushroom juice and porn. | are you absolutely certain that there should be more to life than that? |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
An interesting point to consider.
Though, juice of the 'shroom aside, pornography is just so boring. If it doesn't involve parachuteless freefall, a baker's dozen of little persons and lava, why bother?