Bubble Wrap

i'm sorry kumar, this mentoring thing is all new to me. i don't think i'm explaining this very well.
no no, i get it. you're just looking out for me, it's cool.
it's just, since i've been off the 'shrooms, my every waking thought has been about ... y'know. then i remembered those other magazines billy bob found.
and they distracted the little monster for a while.
hey!
i'm sorry, the "perfectly adequate size" monster.
oh, whatever man.
you obviously got over it tyler, what was your cure?
marriage.

by Goatlord

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