what are you up to? nothing. i'm bored. i'm just drawing a picture.    | a picture? what of? i was just thinking about that story you told of that guy in the lion's den. | what? let me see! settle. it's just a picture 'g'. | *riiip* | the fuck?!! you can't draw representations of 'daniel'. he's an important prophet in our religion. | aagh! there's another one!! is he fighting the lions? with karate! |
by Lliam Amor, Dan Beeston and the Goatlord.
©2009 Dan Beeston
I bought a big torch. One of those monster torches that security guards use because they're not allowed to carry baseball bats.
Don't cross me. You'll get light headed.
*Bam*
